Welcome all Sasquatches and prepare to be tamed!

We’ve all been there at some point in our life: the decision to grow a beard and become a damn man. Great decision that may be, but a week in and you feel like you have bugs all up in your man whiskers.

Make it through the first couple weeks and then what? You look like a homeless hippie that your mother is terrified to invite over for Christmas, you heathen.

Queue tamingsasquatch.com, here to try and take the BS out of finding great quality grooming products made for men. No more using your wife’s conditioner because she told you it’d make your hair amazing. There’s nothing amazing about smelling like a basket of strawberries that your granny picked out of her garden by herself because you were too busy.

Busy doing what? Good question.

You were to busy trying to research the quality, manly man toiletries, yourself. Pathetic. You don’t have time for that. Between school, work, wife/girlfriend, kids, work, eating, sleeping, work, and sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes at a time, you don’t have time for that crap!

We Have The time

We will go through the strenuous process of trying and testing the products so that you don’t have to. It’s a win-win, I get to use myself as a bearded guinea pig and you, the reader, can reap the benefits of not having to blow your hard earned dollars just to find out you were buying an ass instead of a horse.

Who Am I?

Thanks for asking!

I’m just a 25 year old married dude with a 7 month daughter and work a delivery job 55-60 hours a week and still finding time to write content for this site. That’s it, that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it…

Seriously though, I have a beard and love it. I do anything to help it grow and nurture it as if it was a helpless sapling sprouting from the ground. I created this site to spread my knowledge from what I’ve learned and can hopefully pass onto another sorry soul looking for guidance.

Thank you

From the bottom of my heart, it is truly a thing of beauty to be able to create and share knowledge, knowing that someone out there has benefited. I am humbled and appreciate every view Taming Sasquatch gets.

Please, if you haven’t already like us on social media and subscribe to our newsletter. Probably send one of them suckers out every month or so. Fear the beard, not the spam!

With love from Texas,
Squatch on!